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Length : 149mm

Diameter : φ47mm

Shaft Curve : -27°

Shaft Angle : 10°

Glans Angle : -27°

Shaft Expansion rate : 98%

Glans Expansion rate : 99%

THE MISERABLE WIENER
PerpetuallyAroused's Penis
Ability : 8%

Length : 137mm
Diameter : φ36mm
Shaft Curve : 21°
Shaft Angle : -5°
Glans Angle : 0°
Shaft Expansion rate : 100%
Glans Expansion rate : 100%

THE CHARMING SHY ASSASSINSonichu's Penis
Ability : 27%
ZAP TO THE EXTREME

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The pigs are getting scared. I can't wait to make my own .45

@Linkermann why u mad?

Length : 159mm
Diameter : φ47mm
Shaft Curve : 11°
Shaft Angle : -29°
Glans Angle : 37°
Shaft Expansion rate : 100%
Glans Expansion rate : 127%

THE PECKISH HOSElinkermann's Penis
Ability : 9%

Nevermind, @Linkermann just mad that his is on par with chris chan's lol

LOL everybody's pissing at China

Why? Why are they fighting over a small chain of islands and why is the U.S so damn interested in them? South Korea and Japan are flying aircraft in there? Oh, yeah? Go figure that 2 U.S allies follow the U.S's lead in aggression towards China. Also it's very interesting to listen to the reporter speak as if China is making up rules without getting permission. I mean who dose China think it is, the United States? Next thing you know China will want to start murdering people with soulless flying robots (drones) in 3rd world countries, and the western media is going to endlessly portray how horrendous these drone strikes are and how China is using them to violate human rights. I mean China is already a currency manipulator... as if the Federal Reserve doesn't manipulate the U.S dollar...

Same old story. It's pure evil when the rest of the world does it. It's patriotic and justified when the U.S and it's allies are doing the exact same "evil". That's strange to me because both sides look exactly the same to my eyes.

Now we're back with the regularly scheduled programming.

Length : 245mm

Diameter : φ77mm

Shaft Curve : -32°

Shaft Angle : -19°

Glans Angle : -17°

Shaft Expansion rate : 99%

Glans Expansion rate : 100%

THE ADOLESCENT PRESUMPTUOUS FRONTIER
Slavoj Jizzek's Penis
Ability : 17%

Length : 140mm

Diameter : φ25mm

Shaft Curve : 2°

Shaft Angle : -10°

Glans Angle : 9°

Shaft Expansion rate : 122%

Glans Expansion rate : 99%

THE USELESS KITTY
Massgrav's Penis
Ability : 10%

Length : 104mm

Diameter : φ33mm

Shaft Curve : 10°

Shaft Angle : 35°

Glans Angle : 0°

Shaft Expansion rate : 90%

Glans Expansion rate : 100%

THE NAIVE POSITIVE JUNIOR
Moscow's Penis
Ability : 35%

Length : 161mm

Diameter : φ44mm

Shaft Curve : 10°

Shaft Angle : 28°

Glans Angle : -1°

Shaft Expansion rate : 109%

Glans Expansion rate : 111%

THE MYSTERIOUS NERVOUS DOVE
Mortal Sword's Penis
Ability : 52%

Length : 140mm

Diameter : φ15mm

Shaft Curve : 25°

Shaft Angle : 21°

Glans Angle : 26°

Shaft Expansion rate : 93%

Glans Expansion rate : 93%

THE FEEBLE ACTIVE SIEBOLD EARTHWORM
TheBrickBalls's Penis
Ability : 17%

Length : 138mm

Diameter : φ44mm

Shaft Curve : 10°

Shaft Angle : 0°

Glans Angle : 0°

Shaft Expansion rate : 87%

Glans Expansion rate : 113%

THE DARK ANEMIC CORGI
ExplosiveDiareah's Penis
Ability : 32%

Length : 114mm

Diameter : φ31mm

Shaft Curve : -26°

Shaft Angle : 56°

Glans Angle : 40°

Shaft Expansion rate : 100%

Glans Expansion rate : 114%

THE RAGING AMBER SIEBOLD EARTHWORM
Andria Kilgore's Penis
Ability : 23%