AirAsia flight from Indonesia to Singapore loses contact

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/wor...-singapore-loses-contact-20141228-12em2h.html

Here we go again, another plane goes missing.

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It must've been those dastardly rebels from Donetsk.

Russia did it.

This only adds to the mounting evidence over the last year that Asians can't be trusted to drive anything at all.

What dude? Where the fuck have you been during all years preceding this one?

In Asia. Growing up in Asia he thought everyone drove like that but then he went out into the real world and realised that Asians don't have peripheral vision.

Just couldn't end the year without it, could we?

Coming soon on the New Nintendo 3DS in 2015: 'Professor Layton and the Asian Airbus Enigma'

Azns always had a fetish for crashing their planes.

Plane crashes are a leading cause of death for Australians right alongside petrol overdose and dingos.

By counting in petrol sniffing, you're implying that abos are people. Have you ever seen whitey huffing mower fuel before? I haven't.

Again?

That's pretty much the only response appropriate to this. Maybe people should quit flying with those fucks.

No Australians were said to be onboard. Lol.

Those words were added because Australians are the most self-centred people in history. It gets really ridiculous during the anniversary of the Indian Ocean Tsunami where newsmen always say something along the lines of "200,000 people lost their lives, including 57 Australians."

WITH NO SURVIVORS

Our state-owned national broadcaster is reporting right now that some debris from the plane's already been found. Who wants to catch the next flight to Indonesia and go fishing for yellowniggers?

I'd laugh if North Korea were behind it. Just for the craic.