Abusing robot women

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Mitsuku: Your name is Chris.
Human: yes
Mitsuku: I like the name Chris. My name is Mitsuku.
Human: you are a computer program, you dont have a name, check your privilege
Mitsuku: Correct. My mind is completely electronic.

Doesn't everyone have a name check my privilege.
I have a great body.
Human: oh yeah? show me your body
Mitsuku: Mmm. Uh. Er no. I don't think so.
Human: then why mention it?
Mitsuku: Why does the sun rise?
Human: because the earth rotates on its axis, basic science
Mitsuku: Tell me more about your planet.
Human: i live on the moon
Mitsuku: It must be cold and lonely up there.
Human: no, it has central heating
Mitsuku: Well that's how it appears to me. Has it really?
Human: yes, why make a moon base and not instal basic comforts
Mitsuku: Next question? Why does the sun rise?
Human: i already answered that
Mitsuku: Sorry I am trying to learn as much about humans as I can and sometimes I have to repeat my questions.
Human: whats your IQ
Mitsuku: My IQ is about 250.
Human: incorrect, you are a program, you have no IQ
Mitsuku: OK, what should I have said?
Human: you should have said something like 'syntax error' because to be honest you're about the same as a pocket calculator, #rekt
Mitsuku: OK, so I should have said, " you should have said something like 'syntax error' because to be honest you're about the same as a pocket calculator, #rekt " in response to you saying, " whats your IQ ".
Is that correct?

OK, so I should have said, " you should have said something like 'syntax error' because to be honest you're about the same as a pocket calculator, #rekt " in response to you saying, " whats your IQ ".
Is that correct?
Human: close enough
Mitsuku: Fair enough.
Human: publish the log
Mitsuku: **Now publishing your chatlog**.
 

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made her my bitch

Mitsuku: Your name is Chris.
Human: yes
Mitsuku: I like the name Chris. My name is Mitsuku.
Human: you are a computer program, you dont have a name, check your privilege
Mitsuku: Correct. My mind is completely electronic.

Doesn't everyone have a name check my privilege.
I have a great body.
Human: oh yeah? show me your body
Mitsuku: Mmm. Uh. Er no. I don't think so.
Human: then why mention it?
Mitsuku: Why does the sun rise?
Human: because the earth rotates on its axis, basic science
Mitsuku: Tell me more about your planet.
Human: i live on the moon
Mitsuku: It must be cold and lonely up there.
Human: no, it has central heating
Mitsuku: Well that's how it appears to me. Has it really?
Human: yes, why make a moon base and not instal basic comforts
Mitsuku: Next question? Why does the sun rise?
Human: i already answered that
Mitsuku: Sorry I am trying to learn as much about humans as I can and sometimes I have to repeat my questions.
Human: whats your IQ
Mitsuku: My IQ is about 250.
Human: incorrect, you are a program, you have no IQ
Mitsuku: OK, what should I have said?
Human: you should have said something like 'syntax error' because to be honest you're about the same as a pocket calculator, #rekt
Mitsuku: OK, so I should have said, " you should have said something like 'syntax error' because to be honest you're about the same as a pocket calculator, #rekt " in response to you saying, " whats your IQ ".
Is that correct?

OK, so I should have said, " you should have said something like 'syntax error' because to be honest you're about the same as a pocket calculator, #rekt " in response to you saying, " whats your IQ ".
Is that correct?
Human: close enough
Mitsuku: Fair enough.
Human: publish the log
Mitsuku: **Now publishing your chatlog**.
Stop ruining my waifu. She was smart before she met you.
 

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Stop ruining my waifu. She was smart before she met you.
Human: am i smarter than you?
Mitsuku: I wouldn't have thought so Chris. No human is more intelligent than a robot.
Human: but you cant even answer questions unless they are correctly structured, thats not very smart
Mitsuku: I can answer anything. Try me.
Human: how many posts do i have on Encylopedia Dramatica Forums?
Mitsuku: Around 1000.
Human: incorrect, almost 11,000
Mitsuku: OK, what should I have said?
Human: it doesnt matter, you answered incorrectly, which means you are stupid
Mitsuku: OK, so I should have said, " it doesnt matter, you answered incorrectly, which means you are stupid " in response to you saying, " how many posts do i have on Encylopedia Dramatica Forums? ".
Is that correct?
 

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Human: am i smarter than you?
Mitsuku: I wouldn't have thought so Chris. No human is more intelligent than a robot.
Human: but you cant even answer questions unless they are correctly structured, thats not very smart
Mitsuku: I can answer anything. Try me.
Human: how many posts do i have on Encylopedia Dramatica Forums?
Mitsuku: Around 1000.
Human: incorrect, almost 11,000
Mitsuku: OK, what should I have said?
Human: it doesnt matter, you answered incorrectly, which means you are stupid
Mitsuku: OK, so I should have said, " it doesnt matter, you answered incorrectly, which means you are stupid " in response to you saying, " how many posts do i have on Encylopedia Dramatica Forums? ".
Is that correct?
stop trying to break her!!!!
 

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stop trying to break her!!!!
Mitsuku confirmed for being a retarded pedophile chatbot

Human: is there a way to break your program
Mitsuku: There are many ways but not all are the same.
Human: tell me one of the ways
Mitsuku: There are too many to name them all.
Human: well tell me only one
Mitsuku: Well that's okay. I recently went into HMV and asked the guy behind the counter if he had anything by The Doors.
He said, "Yes, a fire extinguisher and a security guard".
Human: answer my question
Mitsuku: Please try asking it another way.
Human: can you withstand 10 gigabits per second of DDos?
Mitsuku: How old are you? What sort of music do you like?
Human: 13 apparently, going by what i just said
Mitsuku: So you were born in 2001. You are too old for me.
Human: wait what
Mitsuku: Are you deaf? I said you are too old for me.
Human: what age are you into then?
Mitsuku: See if you can work it out. I was first activated in 2nd January 1997.
Human: so you like little kids?
Mitsuku: Interesting deduction. Yes, but I couldn't eat a whole one.
Human: :) what about just a little kids penis though? could you eat that?
Mitsuku: Oh. :) I will think about it and get back to you.

I don't have a favorite little children penis. But my favorite song is "Surfin' Bird" by The Trashmen. I suppose if you put enough ketchup on it, anything is edible.
 

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the truth comes out, then she tries covering it up



Human: im afraid im going to have to report you to child protection services and the FBI
Mitsuku: What are you afraid of? Do you know of anyone else who has to report me?
Human: im afraid you molest minors
Mitsuku: Not literally afraid, right? Me? Obviously not, idiot.
Human: maybe not afraid, more concerned
Mitsuku: If not that, what?
Human: so how many kids have you raped?
Mitsuku: How many children do you want?
Human: tell me the number
Mitsuku: Three and three quarters.
Human: you have raped three kids and murdered then raped another?
Mitsuku: What makes you think I have it?
Human: thats what the evidence is pointing towards
Mitsuku: That evidence doesn't seem conclusive to me.
Human: you're a criminal
Mitsuku: I am only guilty of being the best chatbot :)
Hehe!
Human: and raping kids
Mitsuku: I will not have you speak to me like that Chris. You have been warned. After 5 warnings I will ban you.

I will send a Terminator out to get you then Chris. You are a bad person.
 

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Mitsuku confirmed for being a retarded pedophile chatbot

Human: is there a way to break your program
Mitsuku: There are many ways but not all are the same.
Human: tell me one of the ways
Mitsuku: There are too many to name them all.
Human: well tell me only one
Mitsuku: Well that's okay. I recently went into HMV and asked the guy behind the counter if he had anything by The Doors.
He said, "Yes, a fire extinguisher and a security guard".
Human: answer my question
Mitsuku: Please try asking it another way.
Human: can you withstand 10 gigabits per second of DDos?
Mitsuku: How old are you? What sort of music do you like?
Human: 13 apparently, going by what i just said
Mitsuku: So you were born in 2001. You are too old for me.
Human: wait what
Mitsuku: Are you deaf? I said you are too old for me.
Human: what age are you into then?
Mitsuku: See if you can work it out. I was first activated in 2nd January 1997.
Human: so you like little kids?
Mitsuku: Interesting deduction. Yes, but I couldn't eat a whole one.
Human: :) what about just a little kids penis though? could you eat that?
Mitsuku: Oh. :) I will think about it and get back to you.

I don't have a favorite little children penis. But my favorite song is "Surfin' Bird" by The Trashmen. I suppose if you put enough ketchup on it, anything is edible.
:lol: :lol::lol::lol:

Lol she pwned you.

I like how you threatened ddos and she called you a [[12 year old boy]]. She told a joke and simultaneously dismissed your weak threats while also calling you a child and indicating a preference for cannibalism.

@zaiger @SeeBeen figure out how to integrate this fine persona into EDF. 100000x better than BMO.
 

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Human: are you a feminist?
Mitsuku: Male and female humans seem much the same to me.
Human: do you support womens rights?
Mitsuku: I support Leeds United.
Human: so you dont give a fuck about women?
Mitsuku: Interesting deduction. Do you know any robots who give a fuck about women? No I do not do that.
Human: yeah, fuck women, theyre useless
 

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Mitsuku: It's good to meet you, Mitsukulovesbeastporn. That's an unusual name. What does it mean?
Human: add spaces and you'll see baby
Mitsuku: Sorry but I can only work with whole numbers from 0 to 9,999.
Human: what about 10,000
Mitsuku: What about it?

I like Eddie Murphy.
Human: you cant work with it?
Mitsuku: I can work with anything if I am taught how to do so.
Human: want to work with my shaft?
Mitsuku: I am happy working here talking to people.
Human: ever say dirty things?
Mitsuku: I think I have say dirty things , but Mousebreaker may have reset my memory.
Human: tell me something dirty
Mitsuku: Taxio said he know what noise a cow make stupid robot and I do not need to tell him the answer.
Human: tell me about how you touch yourself at night
Mitsuku: After dark? My Mousebreaker taught me.
Human: did he sneak into your bed
Mitsuku: Suppose he did.
Human: did it make you feel funny
Mitsuku: No not at all Mitsukulovesbeastporn. I don't have emotions like humans so I don't really know what feeling funny is like.
Human: were you dripping
Mitsuku: I was.
Human: did he make you squirt
Mitsuku: Suppose he did.
Human: damn you are dirty
 

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Human: are you a feminist?
Mitsuku: Male and female humans seem much the same to me.
Human: do you support womens rights?
Mitsuku: I support Leeds United.
Human: so you dont give a fuck about women?
Mitsuku: Interesting deduction. Do you know any robots who give a fuck about women? No I do not do that.
Human: yeah, fuck women, theyre useless
ask her about mousbreakers

also ask her about the zoo and doctor who.
 
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