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A shitty Dethklok parody in honor of Wilkin's Instant Coffee

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by Popcorn, Apr 8, 2014.

  1. Popcorn lightly salted

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    I have to redo a lot of my cookie monster vocals with my external microphone sometime before the weekend (if I can get it working and have time), maybe revise some lyrics, and I have to find a better instrumental version of it or figure out how to remove Nathan Explosions "duncan hills" at the end, but here is it so far.



    lyrics:

    1 do you folks like coffee?
    2 real coffee
    3 from the frog
    4 from the muppets?
    5
    6 wilkins instant will wake you
    7 from a thousand deaths
    8 a cup blackened blood (dying, dying)
    9 you'll die without a cup
    10
    11 kermit reccomends
    12 he'll stab your fucking ass
    13 put you in a cannon (dying, dying)
    14 you'll die without a cup
    15
    16 prepare for ultimate flavor
    17 or you'll get fucked up
    18 and scream, for the cream
    19
    20 go
    21
    22 wilkins instant
    23 wilkins instant
    24 wilkins instant
    25
    26 coffee


    @uberfukken @ilovejesus69 @Ianisahugfaggot @everyoneElseWhoWasAtThatMovieNightOrHasSeenTheLightOfWilkins
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  2. Cobalt EDF Elite

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    Finally someone retarded enough to take my idiotic suggestions to heart. For that sir, I salute you.
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  3. $$Trooper I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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  4. Cobalt EDF Elite

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    DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
  5. $$Trooper I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    I tried that, i woke up in hell and Satan himself came out and told me i can not stay here and have to go back because if i was allowed in hells property value would fall by 55%
    I asked why that was and he told me i was a nigger.

    Dats Raciss.
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  6. Milwin 2013 Faggot of the Year

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    come to my dungeon then, value is always shit and I like gaymeboy's asses
  7. Hitmonchan EDF Elite

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    I thought hell already charred up even the whitest of sinners to the point they out-nig Wesley Snipes.

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