A CHRISTMAS TALE

Bottom Feeder · 24 dec 2011

Gather around lil’churls, and listen to the story on how Christmas came to be....

Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of mammoth bones and his own waste.

Hurling them at chimp like creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year.

These so called toys were buried as witches and defecated upon and hurled at predators that were awoken by the searing grunts of their children. It wasn't a holly-jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed...

A warlike race of elves from the tenth planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and were immeadiatly enslaved by the unevolved Santa-ape to make his toys using galatic elven technology. For ever more fancier models, toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train."

But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked... in a big way.

THE END

endsenten · 24 dec 2011

Lucky · 24 dec 2011

Nigger you stole this from a cartoon.

Bottom Feeder · 24 dec 2011

Lucky zei: ↑

Nigger you stole this from a cartoon.

Niggnog didn't steal it, it's been passed through the generations in my family, ATHF and the "cibernetic ghost from christmas past from the future "are just trying to educate you about it. Merry Christmas, faggot.

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