3 savage monkeys captured and caged for hamburger assault

A wildlife video capturing these female primates in their natural habitat as they perform an unusual combat ritual in a display of dominance.

Researchers have theorized that the purpose of this ritual of loud shouts and violence is to ensure that lesser members of the pack learn reverence for the food of the alphas.

SECRET BURGER SAUCE

I think this should be a new banner.

Niggers always chimping out

From one of the commenters:

Fascinating! But what does it all mean?!

That burger probably cost those chimps 30 hours of cock gobbling and rectal rape.

That guy on the couch with the baby........

God fucking damn it. We gotta stop throwing niggers in jail! They get free food, lodging, and healthcare in there, it's only going to get them used to handouts, and they'll just have someone else sit on their hamburger to get back in once they're out.

That whole shit was a planned set-up. "The burger" was just the catalyst that they chose to initiate the beatdown; but even if she hadn't sat down on the couch near that burger, they would've pulled up some other random, idiotic reason to beat her within an inch of her life.

EDIT: I just realized.. They are beating her up because she is light-skinned, and therefore (in their ghetto hoodrat logic) more attractive. I also think only one of the girls was her friends, not all 3.

This shit's better than national geographic on prozac.

IM HUNGRY FOR BURGERS

Get out of here Tom Preston before you do it again.

I did it again on your cousin's face. In fact Im still doing it. Get a rag, bitch.

All my cousins are dudes though.... Is Tom Preston gay?

they look like bitches to me.