3 months sober

LOL JACK, you clearly don't know shit about turning tricks for smack. If you're a dude, 98% of your customer base are old gay guys who pay to SUCK MY DICK. No self-respecting drug abuser (oxymoron?) actually performs tricks. We just close our eyes and wait for the old gay guy to stop sucking our cocks.

So get over here, guy - there's 8" waiting (if you got $120)

Good, being sober is one of the steps of not drinking your ass into a stupor.

I highly doubt you can get your dick hard enough to 8 inches any more,I'll just pay you 200 and give you a bottle of whiskey for your asshole.it's the same deal I give for scumhooks asshole.

I'm not on drugs anymore, so you better believe I can pull off all 8-mighty-inches (2 inches fat). Also, I don't like booze. I turn into a raging asshole when I'm drunk. Give me the good stuff or gtfo (youre scaring off other gay men / business)

Get a gun, but first get wasp spray that can shoot 20 feet (thanks @Weezus Christ for that tip). That is better than mace (which is for faggots who want to get raped).

AWESOME. I totally have like, TWO CANS of wasp spray.
You're good bros to know.

nobody tells jack no flu.mark my word one day you will be my whore.

BODY AND.... WELL,YOU DO NOT REALLY HAVE A SOUL SO JUST BODY.

hahahahahaha i like the cut of your jib. i can respect a man who knows what he wants and TAKES IT. it's the law of the street - "got what i want? im taking it.) maybe.. just maybe, we're gonna get down.

what do you mean "maybe"? who said you had a choice?

because im (presumably) much bigger and stronger than you. so, MAYBE... if i choose to allow you to proceed. dont deny it or tough guy me here, son - you've seen my pics; im the total package: hot as hell and mean as shit. i break little men like you over my iron cock. laws have been made. those very laws are carried out by my cock. my cock executes prisoners and traitors.

I can just see it now, you stabbing your steel into jack's mouth and out through the other side in one giant thrust, the blood and chunks of cervical vertebrae spattering the ground behind him as his eyes glaze over with pain and his lower body becomes limp with the severing of his spinal cord. and through this all you do is laugh, high on H and the pleasure of killing as the world swims around you.