Cut your whole lips That works like a charm Acid in the rest of the face is optional See: Now seriously, watch this to a get a masterful lesson on how to look fucking dangerous being small and usually harmless-looking
i look like a coked out psychopath because i was one for a long time. also about me being fifteen when i started doing gangster type shit... thats when most of the really serious violent shit happens. kids are notorious about doing retarded violent shit. my friends mom robbed a head shop below this gym and all the gym guys tied my friend to a chair and interrogated him and threatened to break his fingers and shit and held knives to his neck... so when he got out of there finally we waited til later that week and drove a car through their fucking house and then got out and took baseball bats to the interior and demolished everything. we also had a 9.mm glock that was used in an actual murder. that was only the start to. shit escalated a lot since that. but thats the first time i ever destroyed someone's home intentionally but not the last. did it at least two more time. haha the gym guys were in a gang and all into drugs. we destroyed their hideout. i guess i should add that part. it was a gangster den. there were mattresses pushed up all lining the walls like some kind of shitty meth head version of a david koresh fortress. nobody was home when we did that shit either. we were scared fuckless of those guys. all of this happened over a decade over a decade ago so i assume im safe to talk about it.
my friends mom was a drug addict and hung out with a really rough crowd and we were the bad kids that wanted drugs so she got us hooked up with a bunch of pot and we became gun toting drug dealers that kind of worked within her crowd of adults and also got all the highschool kids. we saw one kid get stomped in the testicles like twenty times on the front porch of his house by a gang of people that just showed up out of nowhere. we made sure everyone knew we had guns and would fuck people up. basically when you are fucking with drugs and illegal shit you cant call the cops so your reputation is the only thing keeping people from fucking you over. who you know and what they know you will do to someone are the only things you have for protection. this is one of the few social situations i have experience in. ~
That's my plan so far, little buddy. I plan to Agent 666 that shit. But for good measure I have a policeman's truncheon and a vicious canister of not people mace - but bear mace! Also, I imagine that until we get paid, I'll be sober then too, in which case, I'll have the most stone cold, unblinking eyes and stoic face a man could ever naturally withstand. The few times I've been in fights, I've done worryingly well despite not being a fighter in the least. But those times, I was always cranked to my boots. I could unleash the almighty headbutt / nose-breaker. I'm worried that if shit goes down, that I'll just puss out. Being sober is like being the exact opposite of being high. I feel meek and apathetic. You know I will. Especially considering the "awesome" news I got today, that my family's doctor won't see me, as he isn't taking new patients. Which basically means I have to wait for glorious Canadian socialized medicine to see me -- in 4 months time, if I'm to get any clinical help. I'm usually a good sport about waiting my turn, in any situation, but 4 months for mental health help when I'm actually going fucking nuts over here is too damn long. Like I told my mom, "fuck it. we'll do it live!" -- in that, fuck it - I'll do smack again seeing as how the system has shoved me through the cracks. I've got a chip on my shoulder and a line near my nose. My only option right now is to be THE DRIVER. (Pics soon, I hope.)
enjoy yourself to the fullest. i think that's one thing that people who have been sober their whole lives don't understand... if you did a drug, and you had fun doing that drug and it wasn't your choice to quit, chances are you'll do that drug again, given the chance. interventions usually don't work unless the person WANTS to change. hell, i chose to quit doin' what i was doin' over a decade ago, and even though it was my choice, i still miss it. have fun.
Have you ever considered trying to grow a little of your own stuff? Make opium tea or smoke some of it?
He wouldn't really go plus if he'd smoke it all up and not sell any dumb shit. And he'd had to produce quite the amount to get to the point where he is actually making + money and can live on his drugs.
I've grown my own poppies before. That's how I got into smoking opium. There's a place here in town - or there was, before I moved to Van, anyway - that sold literally only the highest opium producing strains of the flower / weed... for "ornamental" purposes. Which, under Canadian law, you can grow - you just can't scratch. The trouble is, that until I get back on my feet, I'm stuck living at my dad's half-way house. Aka, his house. Also, planting season is over. My brother grows weed legally, so I could use his set up I guess, but then I'd run the risk of getting him in shit with my dad, as the weed grows in his basement.
that's possibly the most offensive things ive seen. firstly, there's nothing to celebrate (about being sober.) secondly, that fucking coin looks like a horrible hybrid of evil: like a chink illuminati peso... THATS WHAT SOBRIETY DOES TO PEOPLE.
@Flu Hold on a second! There are people willing to pay her to beat them up? How can I get in on this shit?
I know, right? It's the perfect racket for a couple of drug addicts!! My advice to you is start using until you face a dilemma: stop using OR start driving a friend to sketchy guy's houses to perform vague sex acts for money, and continue using. However, if you come to Canada as my guest, I'll let you ride along for free and you can get high with me. Because in Canada - moreover, in BC -- we're just that nice.
SUCK MY FUCKING COCK FOR TWENTY BUCKS YOU DEGENERATE SMACK WHORE,IF YOU WANT MONEY YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO WORK THAT ASS LIKE EVERY OTHER TWO DOLLAR WHORE OUT THEIR.I"M SURE YOUR MOM CAN GIVE YOU POINTERS. Or you can finally take my offer and be my trophy wife.then the only cock you'll have to suck for the big H will be mine.Come on flu, just say yes and you can chase that dragon all you want.
