I've been sober, moreorless, for three long... painful months now. That's three months of laying in bed, sobbing into a pillow, punching walls, thinking about the best ways to kill myself without seeming like a pussy. Three months of being anti-social in the extreme. Three months of no art, writing, or levity of any sort. Three... long... months. Made of four... long... weeks... Filled with SEVEN agonizing days, and 24 FUCKING HOURS, made of 60 wretched minutes each. So, EDF, I ask you -- why not send me money? Any money, so that I can buy a gram of smack ($120 cdn dollars) or, better yet, a ball of smack ($375) and let me, let you, make a difference - both in this man's life, and subsequently, to this shitty forum as it's gone down hill since I haven't been posting. Admit it. Everyone is happier when I'm high. In return, pics of my cock. This thread is a half joke, half serious thing. DO IT. For the love of God. Do it.
I really want to do this just to make fun of @Negi Springfield. But really; if I had money to spare it would go to the site. Sorry.
UPDATE: since edf is mostly made of money grubbing jews, not wanting to give a relative stranger money for drugs (wwjd?), I've had to look for alternate methods to make pay. Get this! A gal-pal of mine wants to get into whipping guys balls / being a dom. She's already got guys soliciting her. She needs a driver: some one to take her to places, check in to make sure it's on the level, then wait in the car 'till she's done. She's charging $100 per hour, +extra cash for extras. I'm asking for 20% + gas money. We're both big fans of smack, and this plan is basically to make enough cash to do smack all the time. Our plan is to get fucked before setting out. I've already got a cop's bat and bear mace. I'm going to wear a classy black suit and white shirt if it works out. And I think it will!! No joke here -- if this jobs works out, I'll take plenty of pics for you all to prove it. I'm that committed to this job.
Aren't you a weeb tranny irl? And get your facts right, faggot - I'm not e-begging -- I'm fucking E-DEMANDING. I'm holding you ransom, like a BOSS. edit: also notice my last post, about driving a dom around. I don't need you, chump.
I'll deal with this one point at a time. Yes. I am happy to be a male, just not my age. I'm a guy who wishes to be a shota, not another gender and I don't use terms like cis anything. Get it right. I'm also not Chris-chan. I have nothing against him, but I am not him in any way. See above.
Good job on the 3 months clean, even if it's only because you're shit broke. Been clean off everything for a month or two now. I feel better, but I'm finding myself to be bored very often. The lack of motivation shit is still lingering too, which is ridiculous because I have much to do. Yet I'm so used to doing nothing, that I continue acting like I'm high even when I'm sober, and basically get nothing done.
Man, do I hear you. Throw in bouts of crazy insomnia / horrible depression, and you're walking in my shoes. In a faggy way, it's nice to know that right now, at this very moment, another person is suffering. It's like sharing a bunk in hell!
I HAVE A QUESTION ADDRESSED TO ALL ABOUT LOOKING SCARY: I don't look very scary... at least, not menacing. But because I'd be the driver in my new job, responsible for taking a dominatrix from home to job (probably infrequently - but still...) I don't want to look like a geek. I want to radiate at least an air of confidence. For the girl's sake, so she doesn't get messed with. Do you guys have any tips for me? I need to seem much more frightening and imposing than I already am. What would you do?
being a good 'dude' is mostly just being quiet and attentive. dont say anything. pretend you are boba fett. watch your body language and everyone else's. always be the one closest to the door. arm yourself with practical and legal weapons weapons. be on your best behavior but punk someone out real hard publicly so people talk about it. i was a bodyguard type of person from 15 to 22. fun fact: black people are scared shitless of me. hahah
What is your level of education Flu? Why not take that motivation for drugs, and channel it into a successful career. Because people with a regular and healthy income can do all the drugs they fucking want. I know Donald Trump snorts cocaine off the genitals of little boys. Don't you want to live that life Flu?
hey flu, 'gratz on your new job. my advice? dress snappily. black suit and tie, white shirt. go for the agent 47 look. master the art of looking totally emotionless. make a reputation for yourself by publicly fucking some little bastard up bad. it's all about body language, if you look scary and give off that "don't fuck with me" vibe then people will steer clear of you. as a precaution, learn how to disable someone with a single blow. FYI a strike to the throat- either a punch or a hard three fingered stab can easily collapse someones windpipe. if some tart gets lippy with you grab her by her bottom lip and lead her around like the bitch she is.
