ITT we remember the people who got pwned by Death First off, the shit ones no one cares about: Gary Moore-frontman of Thin Lizzy Elizabeth Taylor-actress Patrice O'neal-a nigger Richard Leacock-filmmaker most famous for Monterey Pop Now that those are out of the way, I'll move on to the more interesting ones. . .
"Macho Man" Randy Savage- He's best known for saving all mankind from the Rapture. Here he is wrestling Jesus:
Andy Rooney- the oldest man who ever lived. He died from pretty much every single thing in the world He's most famous for the show 60 minutes, where he spread his old wise man's wisdom about pwning minorities and women to pretty much everything that has ever existed. Andy Rooney words of wisdom: Women: "A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true for younger women and drag queens." Niggers: "I am sick of political correctness and of all the suck ups that go along with it. I know a lot of black people, and not a single one is from Africa, so how can they be called African-Americans? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I'm a European- American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe." Bronies: "I have the right NOT to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird , or they tick me off." Hipsters: "It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid and smack their little ass when necessary and say 'NO'!"
His Australian counterpart still lives on! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWECEzJ8ypU Any Deaths we wish would happen?
Osama Bin Laden- leader of the famous IRL trolling group Al-Qaeda. He was blamed for 9/11 by our Jew leaders and now lives with Spongebob at the bottom of the sea. He was also a member of the Brady bunch.
Steve Jobs- A megalomaniacal business man and spawn of Satan, he was the CEO of Apple- a company created by the CIA to keep track of every one who lives in America. He is a masterful troll who tricked Steve Wozniak from all his money and single handedly caused the Global Economic Depression. He died before releasing the iPhone 5, which is actually just a regular iPhone with a 5 sticker on the back.
Gene Simmons- frontman of Kiss Gov. David Paterson Keith Richards- Guitarist of Rolling Stones Michael Jackson- Pedo Danny Trejo- A mexican Captain Barbosa- Pirates of the Caribbean
Christopher Hitchens- along with Richard Dawkins, he is an Atheist God and he's too sexy for his shirt.
And the most recent, Kim Jong Il- the only chink who's better than Tiger Woods at golf. He is the son of the Sun God and the most famous Korean celebrity. Here are his legion of fanbois and girls:
Occupy Protests-As fast as it began, the Occupy movement which spawned out of Al Gore's ass has finally been killed. Thank You, Pepper Spray!
