you kidding? he probably can't even masturbate!
that would be a good idea scumhook, if it didn't have a side effect of making the penis unusable
I thought our sun was officially called "Sol" and our moon was officially "Luna" as for Earth well... originally that word meant soil, but that...
I was quoting :/
Cocksniffing Fuckfence go climb a wall of dicks!
that works too
his dick probably can't function properly after being in that state for too long...
how is this news?
because people are extremely territorial and vain and become offended if they find out they can't satisfy their partner
unfortunately, not everyone can differentiate reality from fiction
whether or not it's useful has nothing to do with it, whether or not the organisms carrying it reproduce does.
not sure if it was that bad, stuff had been soaked in soda though.
dude, you could probably BUILD one just like it for less money than they're selling this scrap for
dude, I've bought used game boys in worse condition than this and all they needed was a bath to be good as new.
Khanzer, why did you link your signature to your deviantart account?
you're assuming the ones who DON'T feel pleasure will have more children than the ones who do
showed no emotion eh? she probably caused the head trauma too
if it had been ordinary water then they could probably have just waited for them to dry off but since urine is acidic...
So do you!
they need to face the fact that reality is biased.